the gotch

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 16, 2008

gotch

Men's underwear

by Billmcm August 25, 2003

GOTCH

Guy On The couCH

n. That friend that "crashed" on your couch a party a while back and never left it.

"Who is that?"
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?

by FriendWithAGOTCH December 30, 2009

gotch

crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes

"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."

Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."

"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."

by spacklepants January 25, 2008

Gotch

Short for Gotcha

"I might be a little later than I thought"
"Gotch"

by DillBee January 6, 2021

Gotch

Gotch a magnificent word with great power, used mostly when surprised

Hayley: "oh my gotch"
Ryan: "do ya like ya surprise sista gurl?"
Hayley "its gotching hilarious, a pig on you HAHAHA"

by Sissygurlie July 22, 2017

gotched

(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.

She totally got gotched! That ho is gotched mofucker.

by Jesus Deeran July 26, 2008