One minute

The response given by a teen to a parent, without regard to any actual measure of time.

Father: Put that iPhone down right now and come let the dog out.
Lexi: One minute.

by jp19610 August 12, 2017

one-minute

On AIM, when you IM someone right when they sign on, and their buddy info still says that they've been online for only one minute. Most of the time people wait until it says 2 minutes, to avoid feeling like a stalker.

Sally: Omg Jason just signed on and I totally one-minuted him by accident!
Kristin: =-O STALKER!!

by Lynese March 5, 2006

One Minute Shower

a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.

Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."

by yellowjacket_34 October 27, 2008

one minute man

a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.

Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.

by James October 4, 2003

One Minute Jesus

A blow job in an elevator while going up.

She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.

by Exxxcel February 4, 2010

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003