Noomp

If you called someone a noomp that would mean you called them an idiot.

Omg you are such a noomp

by Th3Wi530n3 December 12, 2020

Noomp

A loyal and loving girlfriend.

“My girlfriend is such a noomp, I’m so lucky.”

by Ananymouse27/4 August 13, 2021

Nomophobe

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.

Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.

by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015

Nooped

When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs

Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan

by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018

Noorpreet

A first name given to lots of people especially browns. Mostly Sikh peeps.

Her name was Noorpreet

Noorpreet is fluffy
Noorpreet loves to eat Doritos

by Thecloakeddeer January 11, 2019

Nomophobia

Fear of being away from a mobile phone

Sherwyn has a serious case of nomophobia

by ravi001 August 31, 2015

nompty

legal drug its like a good 65/35 sativa good cerebral high very productive all natural like stevia and its legal

hey james, did you hear about this drug nompty?
yea i did nathan, im off one right now did i mention there legal

by the nomptinator May 20, 2019