Nooge

someone who is lacking in cerebral activity and generally exhibits characteristics associated with that of acute retardation - a combination of a nong and a stooge

your a f-ing nooge mate

by xavinooge November 1, 2018

Nooge

a person that has set themself apart with ridiculously shady behavior.

a geek.

Mark Wright couldn't be more of a nooge if he tried.

by Buckshot April 1, 2003

Nooge

A person who's so crazy hardly anyone can be around them

Gosh! She's such a nooge!

by Noogetacofreakingtaco September 13, 2010

Nooge

When someone gets the mouth piece on a hookah, pipe, or joint wet with saliva

Dude, you f*cking nooged the hookah!

by DJ Muffy September 25, 2005

Nooge

derived from the Portugese word for "ugly"

Ay, Maria Tunta, she is SO nooge!

by Det. Sterling Silva September 6, 2003

NOOG NOOG!

The sound Pingu makes to indicate anger, frustration, excitement, or to get attention.

Pingu catches Robby the Seal stealing his weed.

Pingu: NOOG NOOG!

Robby the Seal gets away, Pingu is pissed.

by catlet December 10, 2009

Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.

Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.

by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009