narrow

When one of your close friends goes as far as calling your mother a two cent bulgarian cum guzziling whore. Also, if the attacker calling your mother such a name has damp hair or a finger nail previously cut you can reverse the verbal attack by saying, "Pleezygozzie"or "Shiggida-wiggada-the nose" either one of these will act as a complete reversal to the argument. A good finishing attack would be to say "you got served" or something similar. Also "You got sizzerved my nizzerved".

Chad: Your mama is one narrow biatch.
Joey: (smells the freshly cut fingernails) You like the pleezygozzie up in here, yo.
Chad: wait fo yo man..
Joey: Yeah Yea in the hood, you got sizzzzzzzzzzzerved haha fo sho!

by Kkasak YC Krew September 17, 2004

Narrow ass

An individual who lacks experience, maturity and/or or is deemed wanting. Especially children.

When the street lights come on you better get your narrow ass in the house!

by DiddyBlock August 24, 2015

narrow urethra

A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.

Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.

by Deathgrind > you October 6, 2007

Narrow Q

When you just kinda look and act like a rapist

That dude is a Narrow Q

by King Tmec July 26, 2016

narrow mindedness

1. To be unable to see all sides of the situation or idea.

2. To be naive and unable to accept true facts proven by greater men.

Dan: Hey Nick, Canada's money is worth more than American.
Nick: Nahhh, Nahh... you're wrong, Canada is monopoly money.
Dan: Aite nick you have narrow mindedness, I get a Tally.

by DK October 16, 2007

Narrow boating

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.

I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!

by jimbojacks December 31, 2009

narrow minded

a person who does not want to hear the other side of the argument. But in our postmodern world people accuse anyone who has firm beliefs of being narrow minded.

You'll hear alot of people say ' Christians are narrow minded people '. But the funny thing is these same people are themselves narrow minded and bigoted and intolerant ( there's a popular one )of Christianity. They contradict themselves.

by Brian L. March 27, 2006