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NETTELs

NETTELs stands for 'Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life' and refers to the very busy couples and families, usually found in the capital cities burdened with a large mortgage, a relatively expensive lifestyle, and a long working week- often with a long commute as well.
The NETTELS acronym and segment was identified by Australian demographer Bernard Salt who has seen this fast-growing segment increase by 7% per year.
NETTELs is just one of many lifestyle segments identified in recent years. As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other more recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), TWITs (Teenage Women in Their Thirties), Silver Stylers, the Downagers, the Sandwich Generation and the Boomerang kids.
"I'd rather be broke than end up like those NETTELs next door."
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netters

Word Shep uses for netflix
P1: Anything good on netters
P2: What's netters
P1: Netflix
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Ben Nettleship

Ben Nettleship is a virgin.
Oh have you seen that virgin? He is such a Ben Nettleship right?
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nettles

a rough substance that Salad Fingers likes to rub against his nipples for a orgasmic effect
Salad fingers once rubbed the nettles against his nipple and then his nipple turned red.
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nasty netters

someone who picks up old men at senior citizen socials for the purpose of engaging in group sex at a cheap hotel.
Have you seen Deb? She's still at the Ramada Inn; she pulled a nasty netters last night.
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Nettles

An addistive substance, similar to Marijuana
Salad Fingers is addicted to Nettles
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nettlesome

Topic or subject which is not easy to discuss/understand. It may also be used in case of an issue from which it is very difficult to draw valid conclusions from, due to its complexity or the lack of expertise on the subject from the speaker, for example.
On the subject of comparing Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple in terms of guitar virtuosity, I think that's a rather nettlesome issue.
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