A mullrat is the delightful combination of a mullet and a rat tail. It can be described as a very thin, straight, greasy mullet.
After centuries of selective inbreeding the mullrat was born. Only the most erudite of West Virginia trailer park hair dressers know the secret to it's creation.
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1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.
2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.
1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.
2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.
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Get the Mallrats mug.by Jim Schuster October 11, 2005
Get the Millrat mug.A hilarious Kevin Smith movie. It is one of the earlier Jay and Silent Bob films. The movie details a day two guys spend hanging out at the mall while trying to figure out a way to win back their girlfriends.
Mallrats:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
by C the kike October 16, 2006
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Mallrats usually know everything that's going around in the mall (I,e: when the Easter bunny stand comes up) and knows about everything about the mall (what stores going where how long a store has been there and what store was there before that store)
also a kick ass movie by Kevin Smith
Mallrats usually know everything that's going around in the mall (I,e: when the Easter bunny stand comes up) and knows about everything about the mall (what stores going where how long a store has been there and what store was there before that store)
also a kick ass movie by Kevin Smith
"You're one of those loser, fucking MALLRAT kids. You don't come here to Work or Shop -- You hang out and act like you fucking live here."
by Hison22 November 15, 2005
Get the mallrat mug.Those for whom the Mall is a place of both recreation and relaxation, a place of worship and of desecration, and a place where one can happily pack a bagged lunch in order to spend all the time neccessary in order to see a stereogram image appear.
by Dead Hero April 2, 2003
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