Public college that says it has a “diverse" population. It spends way too much money on extra facilities to look nice on the outside while students complain about poor living conditions and everything being overpriced.
by margarita85 March 27, 2007
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1. An unfair situation in which you were ripped off/ screwed over and had absolutely no control over.
2. A ridiculously low budget/ beat up piece of matter that obviously needs to be replaced.
3. A huge inconvenience to oneself because of the lack of intelligence in the design of a plan/schedule/system/ect.
1. An unfair situation in which you were ripped off/ screwed over and had absolutely no control over.
2. A ridiculously low budget/ beat up piece of matter that obviously needs to be replaced.
3. A huge inconvenience to oneself because of the lack of intelligence in the design of a plan/schedule/system/ect.
Examples: - McEachern Music building is just flat up Montclair Status. - The jail food in Freeman is Montclair Status. - The traffic jam on the Garden State Parkway is Montclair Status. - That bike that is spray painted 3 different colors and has no seat... is Montclair Status. - Being woken up by fire alarms for real fires twice in one week is Montclair Status. - A firetruck taking a half hour to arrive is Montclair Status. - Dry Campus... Montclair Status. - I'm a drummer and need a car to play gigs, can't get a parking permit after I had one last year.... Montclair Status. - Closing down a parking lot in the middle of the year to create a parking deck instead of over the summer in return creating massive havoc in parking.... Montclair Status. - Waiting 30 minutes for an E Route Shuttle Bus... Montclair Status. - A projector that takes 2 minutes to retract into the ceiling in a philosophy class while everybody stares at it in silence. Montclair Status. - Same class, different day. Can hear a truck backing up in the middle of a lecture hall. Montclair Status.
by Remmurd Steab September 23, 2009
Get the Montclair Status mug.Awesome students and horrible teachers and staffing. Unfortunately the president is too obsessed with creating buildings in her image than fixing up the important ones that are falling apart.
Even when given a choice to name a building after the great (and still alive) Stephen Colbert, the university did not realize how this could quite possible help the school look better in the eyes of the students and denied them the right to a fair vote.
Also the school newspaper fights with the SGA by suing them and having the students pay the lawsuits.
It's a great place to become an alcoholic
Even when given a choice to name a building after the great (and still alive) Stephen Colbert, the university did not realize how this could quite possible help the school look better in the eyes of the students and denied them the right to a fair vote.
Also the school newspaper fights with the SGA by suing them and having the students pay the lawsuits.
It's a great place to become an alcoholic
Montclair State University spends money making shitty buildings and letting the important ones (aka the dorms) fall apart (aka, everything breaks)
Montclair State University bought a drug dog because their previous shitty actions led students to become drug addicts
Montclair State University bought a drug dog because their previous shitty actions led students to become drug addicts
by Need_A_Real_School April 12, 2009
Get the Montclair State University mug.The second bigest public school in New Jersey. Known for its commuter students and lack of school spirit, Montclair State University has some of the lamest parties that one can attend. College is what you make of it, but at MSU you'll have to make the most of very little.
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Get the Montclair State university mug.The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
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I heard Montclair High School’s stairs broke the third time this year
Yeah, that schools gross.. It has asbestos and no stairs
Yeah, that schools gross.. It has asbestos and no stairs
by s Th Mel d November 2, 2019
Get the Montclair High School mug.A high school in Montclair, New Jersey. Probably the most unique high school in the country. In this high school, because of the extreme mix of races and social classes, the proximity to Newark, East orange, orange, paterson, and New York, the money provided by the upper class whites, the open campus and non caring security guards, weed is a common bonding practice. Everybody in the 2200 person high school smokes weed, and if you dont everyone knows who you are. Everyone smoked an average of 4 times a day, 2 of those times occuring during school hours. The black people and the white people all bond over big butts and blunts. The atmosphere is that not even close to what you would see anywhere else. The brainiac nerds also happen to be stoned out of their minds 90% of the time. The culture is all aroud weed and the responsibility to do well at the school is all on the student. They can do whatever they want, light up an L on midland ave entrance to school, smoke in a class room, anything. The school is LOOSE. The people are crazy, that shit is intense. The music is primarily rap that they listen to and the students are exposed to EVERYTHING. All of the students use words that end up coming out in rap songs 5 years later. You can't understand these students when they speak, they have their own language. everyone onds over one thing in this 1/2 GHETTO 1/2 PREPPY 1/2 ARTSY 1/2 CRAZY TOWN.... bally.
yo i visited Montclair High School the other day. that shit was loose, i sparked an L right next to the raping security guard then had an orgy with every race.
by nemodkdkld May 20, 2008
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