Mongie

someone who is not quite all there in the brain category; they do stupid things, they probably have issues with being gainfully employed, they sit in strip mall bars and talk about their old glory days in high school

He's not going to work today, he's a mongie.

by OBNJ1988 June 9, 2018

mongie

Mongie, bandit of the ass, gobbler of the cock.

80 year old =(_)_)======D (_0_) = Mongie

by Bah January 20, 2004

mongie

someone or something that presents as being rough around the edges, shabby or not quite up to scratch.

Janice felt a bit mongie when she awoke with a throbbing hangover and had somehow misplaced her underwear. She had fallen asleep in the deli section of her local supermarket.

by iamnottryingtooffendyou October 8, 2010

Mongie

A slang term for robloxians who google nonexistent words thinking that they mean something bad, only to be greeted with nothing but a blank screen they'll gawk at in shame as they realize they've been fooled.

"What're you gonna do about it, mongie?"
"Oh brother, we got a mongie."

by pysoch August 2, 2023

Mongie

A short and wild simplification of "gelastic epilepsy".; A strange and unusual person which is wildly humorous.; A sensation or feeling for something that is not funny.

Brandon: hey you!, I know you've been feeling down lately. Don't take it in the bags, just be barnax!!
Tam: No, in fact, I've been feeling more Mongie a lot.

by A barnax person from a mongus. April 18, 2020

credit monger

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger

Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!

by Max86 November 3, 2014

Mongenas

Used after descriptive words to add emphasis. Created by the class of 2022 at St Xavier HS in Cincinnati.

Dude, did you hear the about that guy that fell down the flight of stairs? Total clown mongenas.

by Mongebus McJohnson February 16, 2022