Mistletoes

Athlete's Foot for elves

Elf 1: Hey, why isn't Elf 3 working today
Elf 2: He came down with a bad case of mistletoes.

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 27, 2021

Mistletoe

Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.

I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.

by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

baltimore mistletoe

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.

"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

mistletoehoe

someone actively soliciting/trolling for kisses under the mistletoe

"That Stacy is such a mistletoehoe"

by Jason O. January 7, 2008

mistledoeing

When a cam girl (or any other person) plays with their dildo while listening to christmas carols.

Ttyna was mistledoeing while performing her shows on Christmas day

by georgeoct December 27, 2013

Mistletoe

a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration

Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe

by sitri December 29, 2006

mistletoe and wine

The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.

by benjyh December 14, 2010