Merpix

Merpix is a word for slightly overweight but extremely good looking young men.

Wow, you're such a Merpix!

by CheesyKirah November 27, 2022

merpire

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.

A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.

by El-wy November 11, 2008

Merixcil

A seemingly tall but optimistic, horrors-obsessed music freak/guitarist/vocalist/would-be neonraver who spends their time writing songs about their friends, listening to indie bands, backcombing their hair (therefore needing to purchase a great deal of Shockwaves hairspray) and not giving anything about the damage it causes, rave-going and gig-going. Has an obsession with cheese and ketchup sandwiches, the tv programmes Heroes and The Mighty Boosh and generally gets on with life instead of being hindered by the stress it brings along. Often imitates oneself as Sylar (the ingenious character of Heroes who claims to be able to 'fix' people), and would like to possess a pair of winkle pickers. Repeatedly informs people about the true definition of the word mong. Doesn't believe in iPods.

I saw Merixcil in town the other day coming out of HMV with her bassist friend!

by abi123 February 14, 2008

Merpig

A creature that thinks it's half fish and half pig and likes to be inexplicably rolled around the floor in satin pyjamas.
A merpig typically wakes after a night of drinking, flexes its frotters, squeals and then organises a series of high powered events for a major art gallery.

"Seen the merpig lately?"
"Yeah, we went for a few drinks and then she withdrew into a sleeping bag oinking and wriggling her snout."

by GuyS September 21, 2008

merping

Merping - The act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.

Perfect example, Google "Me merping with scraggly hair in 1994" the child on the left......Lights

by ibewcountry July 1, 2011

Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010

Merpism

Merpism is the religion in which you say "merp" alot. Merp, is a very powerful word. it means ANYTHING!!!
to be a part of Merpism, you have to replace all non relevant words with he word "merp"

Merpist#1: how the merp are you today?

Merpist#2: im merpy good... merp about you?

Merpist#1: im OKAY... im starting practicing Merpism!

Merpist#2:...........merp..........

by merpinggoodtime October 30, 2010