Merck

A response to just about anything

“I’m sorry for your loss”
“Merck”
OR
“I love this song”
“Merck!”

by GangGang4206_9 October 26, 2018

Merck

a verb:
to insult or publicly humiliate someone verbally or otherwise. to make fun of someone. (this definition may be local to DC region)
used similarly to "fry" "own" "jone" "pwn"

Often said by bystanders of the fact:

She mercked you man!

Merckmerckmerckmerckmerck!!

by sidwell June 2, 2008

Merck

A big babushka on a womans crotch
AKA Fur Burger

Dude, I was totally gonna fuck that girl but then she pulled down her pants an she had a huge merck

by David November 18, 2004

merck

To murder, kill, or otherwise destroy. Derived from the word "mercenary".

If that mothafucka look at me like that one more time, I'm gonna merck somethin'!!!

Jay: Yo Wally, nice haircut, asshole!
Wally: Fuck you bitch, I'll merck yo' ass.

by ACNY August 23, 2006

merck

to kill, murder, end the life of someone else.

first D got mercked, then rob got mercked, and homie still in the hood, y he ain't got hurt?

by ebkbk May 19, 2005

Mercked

A word used to state/signify one of the following situations:

A. To be physically, mentally, emotionally, or verbally demeaned in a given situation.

B. To be high on drugs. (Usually marijuana)

C. To be drunk.

A 1. (A man is playing football and is hit so hard that his helmet was knocked off)
Teammate- "You got mercked, dude"

A 2. (A pair of boys are arguing over a girl.)
Boy #1- "Dude, stop hitting on my girl!"
Boy #2- "Man, I gave that girl the clap, have fun with that!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

A 3. (A boy is picking on a weaker child)
Boy- "Look at how small you are! I can hardly see you, little guy!"
Weaker boy- "That's not what your mom said last night!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

B./C. (A man is walking around aimlessly. He sees a friend of his.)
Friend- "Hey man! I think I saw you at a party last weekend!"
Walker- "Man, I went to that party and got so mercked."

by IsHottleThere May 17, 2010

merck

to destroy, own, embarrass, pwn, wreck, damage emotionally, ect.

mostly used by bros, sometimes used by commoners.

"We completely mercked in lax dude"

"merck city, population *insert other teams name here*"

by unsexynoob April 5, 2010