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Mecting

The action of injecting toxic and unusual liquids -(drugged or liquid forms of toxins, metals, minerals) up the penis hole. People usually do it for the feeling or to get really horny or banged up.
My friend got really hurt and sick when he tried mecting.
by Laffables June 8, 2024
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Mecting

The act of injecting strange and unusual liquid forms - (usually liquidized drugs, toxins, and metals or minerals) up the penis hole.
Sam tried mecting because the thought he’d like the feeling or get the high.
by Laffables June 8, 2024
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Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
by Teraknor January 27, 2014
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Death by 1000 meetings

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
by Max86 February 10, 2014
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tex-mexting

When you send photos of your junk from the restroom of a Chili's To Go.
I was totally tex-mexting her from the bathroom today.
by Dexhart January 13, 2014
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melting pearls on my tummy

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad
by tibu March 9, 2012
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Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.
I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.
by Starxy June 14, 2015
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