Mech Soviet

A huge asshole that I've been friends with for a while

Me: Hey soviet
Mech Soviet: *Either says something racists or funny*

by Lieut November 29, 2021

Seat Mech

1. Greatest Marine ever

2. Jesus Christ himself was the first seat mech, he joined the marine corps in the year 1 and retired as a Sgt Maj in the year 2... yah he was that awesome.

3. Has slept with every known hot woman in the world... leaves all the fat chicks for powerline and ordnance

4. Every seat mech has kicked Chuck Norris' ass at least once.

All the Hot chicks in the world: "WOW seat mech's are the best!"

Jesus: "I remember when i was a seat mech!"

Chuck Norris: "Holy crap if another seat mech whoops my ass im gonna just roundhouse kick myself to death"

by Seatmech April 28, 2008

seat mech

One with superior knowledge in google, has lots of spare time, can fix anything with anything or nothing at all, beyond chuck norris, makes boredom look fun, life of the party(but not THAT guy or at least makes a good one), has unlimited power over women, and great skills in convincing women to do anything / the ultimate sex machine.

No example needed. If you can't understand, you are a moron or any other shop. Seat mech.

by trei56 April 3, 2008

MechScape

The new MMORPG from Jagex. It will be sci-fi based, and made from java.

No other information has been released but mechscapeworld is a website that speculates and spies form news.

MechScape, the next thing to take over the world.

by dhfdwwjfh January 6, 2008

mechsterbation

The absolute abuse of the game "Mechwarrior" in the use of using both joysticks at the same time. This can often be used for people who play the game entirely way too much.

The suffix "sterbation" can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.

*answering machine*
"sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 AM and 5 AM then most likely I am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a crap, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game"

by Gunmetal December 17, 2004

vault the brute mechs

When Epic Games doesn’t listen to the Fortnite Community and vaults other thing, but not the BRUTE mech.

Epic Games: We vaulted Combat Shotguns! Also, we nerfed the mechs.
Community: Boi, HOW ABOUT VAULTING THE MECHS???!!!
Epic Games: ...
Community: bitch.
Community: vault the brute mechs

by I’mabot September 18, 2019

Mechslav

Slang - A slave to the machine.

Person 1 : "Dave is always attending those corporate get-together's"
Person 2: "What a mechslav"

by Mechslav November 19, 2018