Maxican

Maxican is basically a Mexican that is successful or elite at something. It derives from the word Maximum
making an infusion creating the word Maxican .. Can be used when a Mexican puts in his maximum effort in something, is too good at something..

white kid: I cant drink that whole bottle of liqour last time I passed out ;(
Mexican kid: PFF that's easy ..
white kid: what???
Mexican kid: what do you expect I'm Maxican

by Hottestinmycity March 5, 2017

Maxican

The best of the mexicans, Most live in the northern part of Mexico or the states. They are max because they are closer or have escaped Mexico to the United States.

Carlos really is a Maxican, i saw him cross the border friday.

by Earle Witless November 22, 2009

maxican

1. Refers to anyone who is named max and is mexican
2. If above is true...they must also be really annyoing and a fag that will talk behind your back

1. "stupid maxican"
2. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude stop being such an illeagl maxican"

by eis2 February 13, 2010

Mexican Finger

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 3, 2015