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butcher's maxi pad

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.
My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad
by noidavailable October 28, 2008
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maxi-single

A collection of precisely three recorded songs on audio media (MP3, CD, cassette tape, etc.).
The rock band, Editors, released a CD maxi-single for their song "Blood", which includes the songs ...
by Potty Mouth November 11, 2005
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super cougar maxi

- a 'much, much' older woman hunting for a younger man.

Usualy has had some work done on the carcass and a bit of maintenance on the mug.

- see super cougar and add 10 years
Sifty left the club with what he thought was a super cougar but awoke to find her teeth in a jar beside the bed. She was much much older therefore a super cougar maxi!
by Café Pacific September 4, 2007
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Maxishoes

When a man wears shoes that are so feminite, that they require a maxipad attached just incase his feet start a period. If these shoes were any more lady like, he would most likely have a purse and earrings to match it.
Matt, those are some crazy maxishoes. Did you buy those on that infocommercial on oxygen?
by D Flo June 17, 2011
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Maxis

Maxis, a computer game company residing in Walnut Creek, California. Maxis is famous for the #1 PC Game of all time, The Sims. They have also released the SimCity series, and several other smaller games like SimLife, SimCopter, Streets of SimCity, among others. Electronic Arts took over Maxis in 1997, and were partly responsible for the reason why no other smaller Sim titles have been released recently. Maxis was originally owned by Will Wright, who created SimCity Classic.
I'll go play SimCity 4 by Maxis.
by SimMastaCopter September 18, 2004
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Maxisgay

Referring to a friend who is insanely white, nerdy and square.
Maxisgay guys.
by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018
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Samantha Maxis

Samantha Maxis is a primary character in Call of Duty: Zombies. First featured in COD WAW, she is the original controller of the zombies and the main antagonist Ultimus combats in the story. She is alsothe daughter of Dr. Ludvig Maxis, the one who created the first zombie.

Originally Samantha was a normal girl until she was placed inside a pyramid that gave her control over the zombies. Then she went insane when her dad killed himself and swore to get revenge against Richtofen and any associating with him. In Moon, she swaps bodies with Richtofen and blows up the earth. Long story short, Samantha helps destroy the multiverse and now in Cold War, she continues to help contain zombie outbreaks across the world.

Samantha has like a sponge has a sweet soft side and a hostile one. She likes teddy bears, hates Richtofen, and loves to play games. She normally has a German accent but gains an American one when super mellow. Her favorite drink is Deadshot Daquiri and is a tad deviant at times (being omni-seeing will do that to you). Just to keep in mind if you ever want to be friends with her, don’t kill her father or she WILL kill you and destroy you.

Quotes said by her:
“Fetch me their souls!”
“Samantha’s been a naughty little girl.”
I want to play a game; let’s play hide and seek.”
“Let’s play the game where I cut them.”
“Oooh strawberry! And something a little like spleens.”
“Start over! Do not fail me again.”
Example 1: “Samantha Maxis sounds so cool when she says “fetch me their souls!”
Example 2: “Samantha Maxis really has a thing for teddy bears, sweet things, and spleens doesn’t she.”
Example 3: “I hope we be able to play as Samantha Maxis in Cold War.”
by Zombies4EvaDude November 1, 2020
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