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*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?
Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?
Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
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Yes, Limp Bizkit is referencing Jacksonville's Mathews Bridge (yes it is spelled with one t). It is a large and well known bridge that connects Downtown Jacksonville with Arlington.
by Jaxguy September 25, 2008
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Friend: you want to be a Mathew santoro
Kid: he is so smart he is like a Mathew santoro
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Kid: he is so smart he is like a Mathew santoro
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Get the mathew santoro mug.the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.
Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.
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