Maskerbating

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

by Photoist July 28, 2020

Maskerbating

Debating about masks. The foolish act of wasting one’s time and energy debating evidence and “reasons” for and against the wearing of a mask. Please feel free to be creative and use the word in a sentence.

Stop maskerbating with the store owner. Put one on or get the f*** out of Dodge.

by PTDrooster May 24, 2020

Maskerbator

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside”
“Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.

by Skydash February 8, 2021

maskerbating

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.

I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.

by Crackerguy June 10, 2020

Maskerbator

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

by Don Labios April 7, 2020

Maskerbator

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc

Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser…

by Pugilist408 November 5, 2022

maskerbation

Oxygen deprivation resulting from mask wearing while masturbating.

Jim passed out while in a mad fit of maskerbation.

by Shempleton February 4, 2021