Magnemite

A sad excuse of a Pokemon that has magnets for arms, and leaves you wondering how they reproduce. Pisses everyone off because they can't get hurt by Earthquake.

When grown up, they'd have a permanent orgy with 2 other Magnemite, connected through their bolt-shaped penises.

Cristiano Ronaldo : Dude you have a magnemite! Magnemagnemagnemite!

Steven Gerrard : Fuck off pussyface.

by Booglitoops May 28, 2009

magnemite_life

you know, i think this guys favorite pokemon is magnemite idk about you

"Hey have you seen the new magnemite_life video?"

"Omg yeah they are so cool!! But I think they are a little bit too short :("

by citocitocitocitocitocitocito June 11, 2022

USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

Maremites

A humanoid alien species that came to earth from the planet of Mare -which is located somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy. They have adopted the language and culture of the Netherlands. Their technology is more advanced than humans, but considerably less advanced than other equivalent alien races in the universe

I returned one day to find all my cows abducted. I suspect it was Maremites.

The Maremites UFO beamed up Jeremys VW while he was drifting out in the desert. We never saw him again.

by B.A Buchanan September 22, 2016

Magnetity

A person's draw or mechanical attraction to another person

Lindsay couldn't help but be near John; as her magnetity towards him was heightened from not seeing him in the past few days.

by JDub55 April 23, 2011

Maremites

A humanoid alien species that came to earth from the planet of Mare -which is located somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy. They have adopted the language and culture of the Netherlands. Their technology is more advanced than humans, but considerably less advanced than other equivalent alien races in the universe

I returned one day to find all my cows abducted. I suspect it was Maremites.

The Maremites UFO beamed up Jeremys VW while he was drifting out in the desert. We never saw him again.

by B.A Buchanan September 22, 2016

Magnetits

Tits that are so awesome, you can't help but look at them no matter how hard you try not to.

Dude, how was your date last night?

It was fine until she got all upset because I was staring at her chest. I couldn't resist her magnetits!

by Chubmonkey September 21, 2011