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MILDF

A term derivative of MILF, a portmanteau of the latter and "mild". The MILDF distinguishes oneself from the MILF in that MILDFs portray the same physical & social characteristics of a MILF, but are too young to be considered a MILF, and may not have children either. MILFs are generally within their 30's & 40's, whereas MILDFs can be found anywhere from 18 to 28. MILF characteristics may be naturally "toned down" due to their inferior age.

Not applicable to underage girls.
Person A: "You know, I'm really enjoying this lady I'm seeing lately. She's only 25 but is a total MILF!"
Person B: "You've got a MILDF on your hands."
by pseunymdo May 4, 2021
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Milfaholic

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task
This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
by Tatunka December 9, 2018
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MILDF Mildfire Mild milf hunter mildred milf day mildo milda Milde mildew

Super MILF

An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.
It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.
by Sahvanna4U December 17, 2011
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MILF

Short for "mother I'd like to fuck". It is a term for a woman who is the mother of someone your age, who you'd like to have sex with. The term was popularised by the movie "American Pie" (1999).
I don't like my new class mate, but his mother is hot. She's a MILF.
by EliasG July 17, 2018
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Milf Monday

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d
Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022
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mildrid the middler

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023
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milf

1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck
A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

2. MILF also stands for the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front", who are based in the Southern Phillipines and were created in 1978. Their primary goals are to establish an independant homeland, governed under Sharia law, for the Moro peoples.

It should be noted that I did not even know of the existance of the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" before today, and that in everyday conversation MILF is far more likely tomean the first definition and not the latter.
Your mum is a MILF, dude

I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
by slamdaddy December 28, 2005
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