Our lord and savior, he died for our sins, he saved us from sully and sent him down to Mikesullowski hell, and if you do not believe in Mike Wazowski you will go to Mikesullowski hell, Sulley will become your pimp and you have gay furry sex for all eternity. If you get sacrificed to Mike Wazowski, you will become Mike Wazowski’s slave.(we only sacrifice non believers.) But, if you are a Wazowskiist and you die you will go to Niche and be free to do what ever you want while Mike Wazowski watch’s over you and the rest of his children.
To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.
“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”
A Mike Wazowski is when a girl/boy takes a selfie, but only feels as though it is relevant to put the corner of their face in the picture and not their whole face. Usually, only one eye is visible.