Lineke

Lineke is a girl that will bring neverending joy and happiness to you life if you learn to appreciate her and treat her like you that. She owns a shining personality, that everyone loves to be around but she will only open fully to her loved ones and if you beloong to those you will never want to be without her again. She deserves the whole world and much more, because she will always cheer you up, make you feel like you are important and even if you let her down, she will still love you like you are. So if you get to know Lineke, take my advice and never let her down, never push her away from you, because you won‘t find a better girl than her, I promise.

Lineke ist the best that has ever happened to me.
I will always love Lineke with all my heart.

by Linus the Busdriver November 22, 2021

LinkedIn

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.

“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015

Lieke

Lieke is not just someone she is an amazing friend you can trust her and she is always the right person to talk, she’ll be there for you anytime. Lieke if you reading this you are a very special person, you are a good friend who is always there in need. Later you become a wonderful women with a nice guy and kids with the perfect house. Lieke iloveyou and I’m glad I have a friend like you!

Lieke: begins to laugh

Friends: laughing at her laugh
Everyone is happy en laughs with each other

by afriendwhoisalwaysthere October 30, 2019

linemen

the people who make the game run. everyone needs them. linebackers need them to make holes. good luck getting in without em. quarterbacks need em to be protected. good luck LIVING through a play without em

we need more respect and credit than we get. next time an o linemen is disrespected by the quarterback, do a "lookout call" and watch what happens. next time a defensive linemen is direspected by a teammate, wait that wont happen

by d-line-rock-sit September 29, 2009

Linebeck

1. A video game character present in the post-Hyrule Zelda mythos, appearing in the game The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. He owns a steamboat, which forces Link to join on Linebeck's neverending search for treasure in order to have transportation around the oceanic world. Linebeck is incredibly arrogant and greedy; he used to have a romance with the pirate Jolene, who he indirectly dumped after stealing her treasure and running away. His gravestone can be found in the following game, Spirit Tracks, as well as his grandson, Linebeck III who also possesses the trademark Linebeck greed, cowardice and incredibly sexy mustache.
2. Any arrogant, cowardly and greedy person, especially with a sexy mustache.

Linebeck has a tendency to cause more problems for Link than he solves.

He is always looking for easy money but he won't work for a dime. He's such a Linebeck.

by Silver G. October 16, 2010

Linemen

The strongest, biggest, and most powerful players in American Football. Though defensive and offensive linemen obviously don't get as much credit and glory as they deserve, they have more heart and determination then anyone else on the field. They are also probably the most lovable players out there because we are just so damn sexy like that. But seriously we do the dirty work so the guys behind us don't have to, so linemen deserve the most respect out of everyone. If you disagree with any of this, I dare you to tell your linemen how you feel, and you'll see how much you'll miss them when you're getting your ass kicked on every play.

1 Quarterback: Man Im glad I got these linemen on my side or Id be getting my ass kicked play after play.

2 Linebacker:
Wow I got 20 tackles so far. Good thing those linemen are plugging up those holes, or I wouldn't have any.

by 209 Casper August 14, 2009