Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.

by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011

Limp as.

A phrase to yell when things are not going well.

When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."

by nachoworm February 19, 2010

limp-on

When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.

I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.

by Prof. Ed Monds August 4, 2007

limp

weak

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by johnson August 3, 2003

Limp

A limp is a simp but the only thing simps take is L's, so replace the s with l

yo this dude corny as fuck bro he limping so hard rn, I aint wanna be friends with no limp.

by extreme chadman January 5, 2022

limp

Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.

by Riz February 23, 2004

Limp

A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way

Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!

by hosio March 6, 2009