Lawsuit

Wealth transfer in the name of justice.

Criminal cases are about paying time for doing the crime; but civil lawsuits are just about an attempt at wealth transfer in the name of justice.

by IndySparkPlug January 11, 2011

lawsuit

Something vietnamese people do when they get into accidents.

I got into an accident with a vietmese lady and now she's trying to get as much money as she can out of my insurance by filing a LAWSUIT.

by Angry Victim April 24, 2006

Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date

I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

lawsuited

To receive a lawsuit

I was lawsuited for pushing him down the mountain, because he was severly injured.

by Eric Harmatz December 28, 2005

lawsuitable

When you are able to file a lawsuit against a particular thing.

John: Dude this guy just ran over my cat!
Joe: Dude that's so lawsuitable!

by j0shu4g July 12, 2018

Lawsuit

that thing you file against your parents because you didnt ask to be born then it starts up some family tea,

you:"mom im filing a lawsuit against you"
mom:"wait sweetie what did i do??"
you:"I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN"
mom:"i didnt either sweetie, always use protection"
you:"oh-"

by beetea April 25, 2019

lawsuite

What people threaten to do when you post nasty things about them on the internet.

Isn't "HEH HEH I BET THEY'D CHANGE THEIR TUNE IF WE ISSUED A LAWSUITE" what they say 99% of the time? Way to act just like them. (I know you said you're not really suggesting it...but still.)

It's not an actual possibility at all - surely being HERE of all places has taught you that.

by OMG LAWSUITE!!!1 January 7, 2005