Larching

To trespass in a manner that is non-malicious, but could be interpreted as very harmful. Often occurs during the game "fugitive"

Jack: Hey I heard the cops found you larching last night
Jill: Yeah, it was really late and we were out playing fugitive.

by Hojimachong August 20, 2009

Larching

The art of striking up a conversation with someone in the front of a line. Then keeping place with said person. Ignoring the 100's of people already waiting. Then inviting their whole group in to larch. Thus, larching in line.

Look at those dirty larchers. They just larched to the front of the line with their gay ass poster tubes! Fucking larching! A Larcher is person who larches. The worst larchers, squeeze in line the bring the rest of their friends with them. Most larchers have their own poster tubes one their back, as to not damage their new show print.

by slopstheantigravitykid March 28, 2015

Larching

1. The intentional seeking of Larch trees in pursuit of personal pleasure or photographic imagery.

2. To fantasize/obsess over the thought of Larch trees in their colorful Autumn shades.

Lyle: “Hey Kyle, what are you’re plans for the weekend?”

Kyle: “Definitely heading out to the Rockies, tis the season to be larching! They are all shifting yellow right now.”

Lyle: “Lucky bastard, I have work Saturday, but I am larching over the thought of your shots.”

by teznation October 15, 2019

Lurching Around

The act of pursuing or hitting on females in an extremely sketchy or sleazy manner, usually while thoroughly inebriated. Telltale signs may include bad dancing, inappropriate touching, constant staring, rude comments, and standing over someone's bed and watching them sleep.

The party was good, but I felt really bad for some of the girls there, Adam was really lurching around all night.

by The Whitest Knight August 17, 2008

Laurching

The act of widening someone’s nose hole to the point where you can stick your entire cock in it

Zoo wee mama I think she was laurching with someone last night

by Anus_launcher April 15, 2020

Lurching

When one has smoked enough marijuana in a communal situation that they sit idly & forget they're holding the bowl rather than passing it to the next person. Similar to the term bogart, but in this case it's caused by being stoned enough to become forgetful rather than just being greedy or selfish; it also applies almost exclusively to bowls (& bongs) rather than to joints. Ironically, it typically takes the others in the room some time to realize someone is Lurching the bowl because they're all stoned enough to forget who's holding it too.

This term is not widely used, & has its origins in the Chicago suburbs in the late '80's.

Hey man, it's puff-puff-pass; quit Lurching the bowl!

by Doktor Schadenfreude February 6, 2010

Lurching

When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.

Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!

by scarheadpotter July 9, 2011