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Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'.
Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.
"Det her mad smager af LORT!"
"This food taste of Shit (Lort)!"

"Det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der."
"That was really a stupid action."
by Dont-got-a-name June 30, 2007
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Another way of saying Lord. Like how a southern black woman like Madea says it.
Praise the lort!
by Henryso March 31, 2015
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A play on "lord" or "lawd", see also Lordt
Look at this basket of puppies!

Oh my Lort, that's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen!
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Lort on danish means "Shit/poop"
Ram toiletet næste gang med din lort
wich means: Hit the toilet next time with your shit/poop
by Pjomleren March 31, 2016
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A person who looks like a witch, or has an absolute monstrous nose.
by BigLortMin November 12, 2020
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This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.
Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!
by Zeke1 September 5, 2006
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shortnd way of saying "see you later" or "good bye"
1 It was nice partying with you but I'm going to the bar, Lort!

2 That dude just lorted.

3 Im lorting soon.

can also be used in the phrase "see you LORT!"
by J BLZA August 10, 2007
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