What an unoriginal jerk would call his business when the other stupidest name for a landscaping company is already taken.
by Baltmann October 27, 2004
Get the LANDVSCAPE mug.A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020
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ugly, one-story building(s) that takes up one whole city block (or more) by sprawling out horizontally instead of vertically, like traditional skyscrapers.
Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !
by Virgin Suicides June 25, 2017
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Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008
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When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.
by Gwenner June 27, 2015
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by BebrusikRngusik July 6, 2022
Get the landscape reupload mug.(1) a sense of place evoked by a image, representation, or engagement of a particular landscape.
(2) an underlying theme of platial identity in a broad range of media.
(3) an ironic reference to landscape as kitsch.
(2) an underlying theme of platial identity in a broad range of media.
(3) an ironic reference to landscape as kitsch.
(1) The grandeur of expansive places like the Grand Canyon and Yosemite Valley pale in comparison to the landscapeyness of the pastoral.
(2) Landscapeyness is a thread that defines a constellation of books across a range of genres. For example: http://bit.ly/17IkX
(3) "There was just too much landscapeyness and naturey crap" in those photos for me. http://bit.ly/6qHy
(2) Landscapeyness is a thread that defines a constellation of books across a range of genres. For example: http://bit.ly/17IkX
(3) "There was just too much landscapeyness and naturey crap" in those photos for me. http://bit.ly/6qHy
by placesense February 7, 2009
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