LAASS

1. Acronym that stands for Life Altering Ass
2. An ass that is so fine your life is altered in some way, shape, or form

Joey: Look at that LAASS!
Bob: Holy shit! That changes my perspective on life all together

by hot_chocolate January 11, 2014

Emeril Lagasse

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching

The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

by dO I LOOK- January 21, 2022

lassie

A young girl, a lass, especially one seen as a sweetheart.

How's your day going lassie?

by Belle-SmartyPantsHere March 23, 2019

The lasso

Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).

Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.

by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

wee lass

It means little girl, wee(little) lass (girl)

I have always been a shy person ever since I was a wee lass

by Dunney Timilehin August 29, 2015

bonnie lass

bonnie (pretty) lass (girl)

me and my bonnie lass are going out tonight

by Cayli Macpherson Hendry August 28, 2012