Kojak

To find an empty parking space directly in front of the building you are visiting, regardless of the time of day, or busy urban location. From the televison series "Kojak". The title character would race off to locations in Manhattan and always park right in front of the building.

Sasha totally kojaked it, finding a spot right out front.

by Mark Malloy September 12, 2006

Kojak

A parking spot right in front of your destination. Named after the show "Kojak" in which Telly Savales always parked right in front of any building in New York City in the middle of the day, which of course is impossible.

We were meeting Jen and Heather at the restaurant and found a kojak.

by AndreaStarrett September 4, 2006

Kojak

A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.

USA miscalculated severely with the new "PC" Kojak!

by Piranha March 25, 2005

Kojak

A mixture of cocaine and Prozac. Best taken nasally.

'A couple of lines of Kojak and I wasn't depressed for a month. Who loves ya, baby? No-one, and I don't care!'

by Oddwards October 4, 2008

Kojak

Person with an abnormal huge nose

noun

Synonyms: Pinocchio, Squidward

Mark got punched in the nose and turned into a Kojak

by Kojaks September 20, 2017

Kojak

A smoking hot, naturally bald, or balding man. This coveted man may also be considered a fox, solely due to his balding. He owns it. He is not wanting for confidence, or hair.

"Yo dude, I am really worried about my gf travelling for work. Her assistant is a real Kojak.."
"Oh no bro! In that case, you should be."

by Darknlovelyali July 22, 2018

Kojaking

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.

That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006