Kai's sister 

Any girl who's brother claims she "knows" people in London but is actually just giving head to gang members.

Person 1: "Be careful I'll get my sister

on you"
Person 2: "she just sucks off gang

members. She's such a Kai's sister

Kai's sister by The Cherubist August 4, 2018

Kai’s dick 

Only the best dick man has ever witnessed. However, if Kai was to become very big headed about his dick then it will transform into the smallest penis known to man. Kai’s feel very fortunate about their dicks.

Bro did you see Kai’s dick?

Yeah dude, I kinda envy the person he’s gonna pound

Kai’s dick by FatherTea December 21, 2019

Kai’s Hair 

When you lose something, and it’s gone forever. No chance you get it back.

Adam: Hey did Griff get with that girl last night?
Nick: Ya, I heard his virginity is Kai’s Hair
Adam: Bout time...

Riley: * hits golf Ball*
Riley: FUCK! Well that balls Kai’s Hair for sure, I’m hitting another.

Kai’s Hair by Adammenkens March 6, 2021

kai’s penis 

Something That Doesn’t Exist And Isn’t Visible During Sex
Kai is Typing...

Person #1 : Hey Have you Seen Kai’s Penis? It’s the Size of My Brain!
Person #2 : You’re hella stupid, that makes sense

kai’s penis by iiv April 16, 2021

Kai's mum 

Kai's mum- A rather raunchy lady, she absolutely loves cock and if you ever talk to her there's no doubt her mouth will be filled with fat knob.

Scott: Hey, Kai's mum
Kai's mum: *choke* *choke*
Scott: Ahh, she's sucking dick, I'll come back later

Kai's mum by mongoloid69 January 25, 2016

Kai’s Dad 

The father of Kai, Cory. Cory has long hair and a beard. He is considered dope and smokes out his son. What is there not to like about Kai’s Dad?

Karim: Yo there’s something different about this guy... Who is he?

Ian B: You know who that is Karim, its Cory. You know... Kai’s Dad.

Kai’s Dad by TheBBCman October 28, 2018

Kai's Disease 

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

Kai's Disease by epikliam October 27, 2021