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When the thumb goes up you know it’s just like that

It’s what you say after you hit a jackpot in Las Vegas, NV and with DLucky.
DLucky—-“you just got TOP DOLLAR (a bonus spin on a slot machine) so “When the thumb goes up you know it’s just like that
Gambler—-“fuck yeah bro, this shit is real!”
DLucky—-“hit play!”

i KnOw It’S sMaLl

A stupid phrase girls with a smelly pussy use to mock boys.
Guy: where does this 97% even come from?

Girl: “i KnOw It’S sMaLl”

Guy: good thing it’s big enough to make you apart of this so called 97%

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time 

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.
Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that

A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."

it's funny, you know...cuz it's a joke

A phrase used after making an unsuccesful joke to make the people who heard it feel like they missed something.
Bob: "Chuck Mangione is awesome!"
Bill: "That's what she said!"
Bob: ?
Bill: It's funny, you know...cuz it's a joke.

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? 

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.
…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT