When someone is anxious to proceed with plans but can't due to delays beyond their control.
The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.
When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.
Just...don't jump in the sewer tho. Ok, in all serious, no jumpin' in the sewer is a non-reoccurring catchphrase by Rick Sanchez in the iconic modern cartoon Rick and Morty.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.