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Jommed

Get jommed *ebic dabs*
OMG GET JOMMED XD
by MrShark97 May 3, 2022
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Jammed Gun

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.
"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"
by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016
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Pearl Jammed

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
by JDMGio February 10, 2010
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Jimmed

To be sodomized, to engage in anal sex as the bottom or receiver. Can be used as derogatory remark or to describe an actual event.
1)Man, our ball team got totally Jimmed!

2)Josh is walking funny because he got Jimmed last night!
by Ske Ter August 11, 2008
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jammed up

When you get busted by the cops or the feds and they decide to press charges.
Throw those rocks nigga! I ain't tryin to get jammed up son!
by nunya October 17, 2004
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jammed

1. to be caught doing something not guch i.e. cheating, texting, hooking up with someone who is fuckt in de face

2. the state of being fucked in the face, or anywhere else
1. "what are you waiting for? Jam him!"

2. "oh man youngah a wee bit jammed in de face...need some bunty nice and guch?"
by nice and guch November 24, 2009
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Get Jammed On

An expression stated after successfully doing something thrilling, extraordinary, or out of the norm against an opponent or enemy. "Jamming" is an artform made famous by Twitch streamer and YouTuber, BenJammins.
What a move! He was just crushed by that ATV while he was trying to snipe someone else. Get jammed on, baby! Welcome to the stream.
by LambeauLeap80 April 25, 2021
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