Jazzy Jizzy's

the greatest place on earth. created by ryan and igor, it is amazing for all your cooking needs. we feature special recipes for all your jazzy jizzy needs. We also add a special ingrediant to ALL of our recipies.

LETS GO EAT AT JAZZY JIZZY's!!!!

by Ryan Convery May 6, 2005

Jizzy Shit

Another name for the not-so-popular MTV show Jersey Show.

God, I can't believe you douschebags watch Jizzy Shit.

by Blackshirts 4EVER January 11, 2011

Jizzy-Shit Paint

The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"

I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.

by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

the JIZZ’s

The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).

the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!

by British-Guy January 10, 2020

Jizzm's

The many different ways a man can climax sexually. Or alternatively, the funny as fuck sex faces a male or female pulls during sex.

Guy 1: You should have seen this girl, she made me have five types of jizzm's all at once

Guy 2: Please stop telling me these things, i don't care about your fucked up sex life.

by hi11m4n August 3, 2010

Jizzy Sanchez

Like a 'dirty sanchez' but with jizz. Girlfriend gets manpaste on her hand and smears over boyfriends mouth and face, leaving him crying like a girl and thinking hes gay because he has jizz on him.

wank wank wank >jizzes<
Girl: ohh look bb
Boy: what babe?
Girl wipes jizz all over his lips
Girl: Jizzy Sanchez FTW!! Pwned bb!!
Boy: screaming like girl nooooooooo, eeewwww/screaming like girl

by Miss Goatse August 1, 2008

biggest brippa on the jizzy stack

when you are the biggest brippa on the jizzy stack, no cap all fax no printer.

damn, i must be the biggest brippa on the jizzy stack cause your mother hunge herself AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG

by jizzy stackalion February 19, 2022