Jetta

A stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. Often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their sexuality.

There goes Jordan in his Jetta. I'm glad to see he isn't having a sexual identity crisis.

by Bungalow Bill June 28, 2002

Jetta

A female New York Jets Fan. how you address another female jets fan.

Michelle, Heather and Kristine are meeting up with other Jettas at this week's tailgate.

by EL CHAPO JET MYSTERIO June 24, 2016

Jetta

A sedan made by Volkswagen, or the literal expression of God, the almighty.

Praise the Jetta...





Touch it.

by #4 February 1, 2005

Jetta

a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.

Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.

by PW January 11, 2003

Jetta

a small compact car,which eats gas, has no center consule, is impossible to have sex in the back seat, and has a never ending smell of crayons.

"yo dawg, you smell that Jetta, bitch lookin like a 64 pack of Crayola on wheels."

by Brozzle December 4, 2007

Jetta

It's a 'chick magnet', no doubt about it.
Chicks like the lines, subtle curves--manly curves, actually. Unlike other breeds, all curvy and slinky. In contrast to the Jetta's blade-like edge, these other cars are girliest, by far !

Jetta is too cool. Other cars are still trying to imitate it. Look at that Chevy Impala, yikes !!!

by noform April 15, 2004

Jetta

A very cool car that's fun to drive, well styled, and will fall apart after 2 or 3 years.

"I really loved my Jetta until it needed $2000 of repairs three days after the 2-year warranty expired."

by Anonymous July 23, 2003