Jaeger sweats

When you drink too much Jaeger and start to sweat and get hot

"Man I need to lay off I'm starting to get the Jaeger sweats"

by SomeBear May 12, 2023

Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016

Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen

a shot of 1/4 of Jagermeister, 1/4 of Rumple, 1/4 of Hennessy, 1/4 of FIreball

That shot of Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen tore my stomach to pieces.

by Joe McAlister December 5, 2019

Jager-Dom's

A jager Bomb but instead of using Red Bull or other energy drink substitute with Dom Perigon Champagne. Class it up!

Chewie is so freaking rich he drinks Jager-Dom's at the club

by Mike12345678 December 2, 2010

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jaeger

A German phrase from the anime Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. It is said at the beginning of the anime's theme song, and has become popular.

It translates to: They are the food (prey) and we are the hunters.
You are the prey = Du bist (singular) or Ihr seid (pl "y'all are) das Essen (undefined/non-specific/ "meal," may be incorrectly used in this case).

Person 1: Have you seen Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER!

by AhloAhli November 22, 2019

Sirius the Jaeger

A total bait and switch of an anime. It wasn't bad... But it's heavily implied that the main character is some kind of werewolf... So... I watch the whole thing... Waiting for him to activate his werewolf-mode... And as I'm watching I think "Well, their probably going to save it for, like, the climactic final battle or something" and... I WAS RIGHT! That's EXACTLY what happened... BUT... He doesn't transform into a fucking werewolf! Like... At all! Now... I know what you're thinking... "How is it possible that you were right about them saving his werewolf-mode for the climactic finale if he doesn't turn into a werewolf? If he doesn't transform into a werewolf, you weren't right! You can't be right AND wrong! That violates the law of non-contradiction! I'm a fucking bible-nerd!" That's the mind-fuck! His werewolf-mode is, like, his eyes glowing or something but he doesn't actually become a werewolf in any way, shape, or form! So you're sitting there, like, watching this show and the whole time they're bludgeoning you with the insinuation that this guy both is and WILL TRANSFORM INTO A WEREWOLF and this motherfucker activates his fucking "mode" and he proceeds to not become a wolf-man hybrid type creature AT ALL! He just smells good... Or... Well. He smells well throughout the show. That's it! It's like that fucking french Sherlock Holmes-esque detective show were he fucking smells shit. God, why is everything like that french detective show now!?

Hym "I mean... It's almost worth watching Sirius the Jaeger just to see him NOT turn into a werewolf. It isn't bad by any means. It kind of drones-on towards the end of the series but you know what would have fixed that? A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN WITH THE MAIN VAMPIRE ANTAGONIST WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER TURNS INTO A FUCKING WEREWOLF!!! By the time they get to the flashback his tragic backstory (which is about 60% of the way through the show) I'm sitting there like 'Ok... Now turn into a werewolf! Show his family, like, fighting off the vampires by turning into a werewolf! Yes, very sad, now transform into a werewolf!' And it just doesn't happen! And then it DOES HAPPEN! But it doesn't happen AT ALL! Like, not even a little bit! The didn't even bother to do a Supernatural, half-werewolf transformation! His eyes just glow or something or, like, it's heavily implied that he has activated his werewolf powers in, like, a new way that was out of his reach until the final showdown! His nails could have grown! ANYTHING could have happened! Even Inuyasha's nails grew! And he's just a dog man!"

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

Jager Secret

The act of revealing information disseminated to a confidant during a period of intoxication.
To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson

They were both bitches! That was a Jager secret, you just breached a Jager secret.

by TheChieftan June 16, 2011