Jumbled

When you are both high, and drunk. Another word for crossed.

bro, we’re gonna get so jumbled tonight fuck.

by millybeth April 27, 2019

jumbled glob

When your face is from the 1980s.

Credits to: LaurenZside who said I can use this.

“I knew she was a woman even when she was just a jumbled glob”- the legend LaurenZside

by Frogsarecool44 April 7, 2023

jumbled mess

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."

Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."

by FlamexTheCat July 9, 2018

Jumbled glob

LaurenZside made this word

Ma’m you look like a jumbled glob to me! 😭

by SHIZZZST🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ May 4, 2024

Sallies Jumbled

Female equivalent of 'rustling your jimmies'. Since 'jimmies' may refer to testicles, 'sallies' refers to ovaries.

Kirsten's name was misspelled on her Starbucks White Mocha Double Frap with Skim and No Whip, and it got her sallies jumbled.

by JimmieSallie July 29, 2019

JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"

Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"

by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Bumble Jumble

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.

He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.

by yinwa August 17, 2010