Inturd

Instead of "intruding" in someone's space, one "inturds" in someone's space by making an ass of himself/herself in the process.

Having not agreeing to his wife asking for a divorce, he inturded into his wife's papers and personal affects.

Or (thanks to my colleague):

There once was a man named McBride,
Who fell in an outhouse and died,,
And he had a brother
Who fell in another,
And now they're inturd side-by-side

by dvanrijn March 16, 2010

inturd

Interns you do not like; Most interns; Interns that think they know more than you

Dear Christ! Can you get that inturd to empty my recycle bin.

by tater_anne February 17, 2010

girth intruder

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

premarital interdigitation

holding hands before marriage with fingers interlocked.

The Puritans daughter was yelled at for having premarital interdigitation with her boyfriend.

by Pheonix55 September 22, 2010

InTard

An InTard is a Inbread whos parents are Retard or other way around.

*guy 1 "did you hear that Ryans cousin Brook is an inbread"
*guy 2 "yea, don't Brooks parents have downsydrome"
*guy 1 "yea she's such an InTard"

by Rad Chad09 April 10, 2023

Girlfriend Intruder

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

Bed intruder

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.

"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"

HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!

by G428377 August 6, 2010