In the taint

A term used when someone is going through a rough time in their life or in deep trouble; this term would be used as a term of sympathy. In reference to the area of the taint, specifically on a male.

Honey, you are really in the taint right now.

You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!

by Vrap Poop Tongue December 17, 2012

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Taint On Taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008

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tainted taint

The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."

He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."

by Jarhead82 January 29, 2016

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taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

by Chane. February 1, 2020

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