At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.
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by anonymous February 25, 2023
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Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.
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Get the National kick slightly taller people in the shins day mug.I told my girlfriend her ships in the harbor. She had to go to the restroom to get her underwear out of her butt crack.
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In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.
Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.
In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.
Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.
Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!
by Ultimate Arsehole December 20, 2018
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Stu: I have to go now, but I loved spending that time with you, you are incredible.
Mary: Its sad, just consider us as ships that pass in the night.
Stu: Ok Bye.
Mary: Bye.
Mary: Its sad, just consider us as ships that pass in the night.
Stu: Ok Bye.
Mary: Bye.
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