"Ide gas" sindrom

Prisutnost:
Javlja se obično kod novokomponovanih pubertetlija. Sve je prisutniji i kod mladje populacije Srbije, a posebno je sramotan kada svoju naklonost toj boleštini izraze i stariji ljudi.
Posećuje zamućene umove oba pola.
Zahvata samo mozak što kasnije kroz usta i gestikulaciju izlazi na videlo.

Izraz:
Jedni od simptoma su:
- gestikulacioni izraz savijanja ruke u laktu koja je nakon izvršenog postavljena direkto preko očiju ili čela (po želji korisnika) i upored s tim govornim izrazom ispoljenim kroz parolu "reši"
- bez ustručavanja su u bilo čemu osim u rečniku gde prazna mesta ustupaju raskošnim repertoarom žargonski oformljenih reči
- imaju retku sposobnost da mnogo govore, a malo kažu (poslednja stavka po uzoru na "Ozbiljne teme")
- persone ozbiljnije zahvaćene ovim sindromom učestalo idu nekog naučiti "pameti"

Način zaraze:
Putem nekvalitetne socijalizacije!

Lek:KNJIGA (samo da je dobra)

1.
Petar:"Kako ide?"
Živan:"Ma, nikako."
Petar:"Znači, ne ide?"
Živan:"Pa, ne ide život, ali ide gas!"

2.
Petar:"Kako se zoveš?"
Marica:"Marica."
Petar:"Hah, kada te izudaram po dupetu ima da ti se presijava iz crvene u plavu!"

Ovaj drugi primer ko razume...

"Ide gas" sindrom...

by Epidemiolog September 25, 2020

St. Ides

St. Ides High Gravity is a popular potent (8.2% ABV) malt liquor. It is most frequently sold in 40oz Bottles that retai for a price of $1.99. It is also sold in 22oz bottles and 4/6 Packs of 16oz Cans. St. Ides has been endorsed by a number of popular rap musicians including Bushwick Bill of the Geto Boys, Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Notorius B.I.G and most famously Ice Cube. Ice Cube was responsible for the tag line "Get your girl in the mood quicker, make your jimmy thicker, St. Ides" that was used in a long running advertising campaign. St. Ides is also the subject of a song by the late folk singer Elliot Smith, St. Ides Heaven"

"Get your girl in the mood quicker, make your jimmy thicker, St. Ides"

by Lee Keller April 22, 2006

The Ides of March

(also abbreviated, but rare, as The Ides): the period between March 10 and 19 (March 19 inclusive).

Gaius Julius Caesar (Caesar's full Latin name) was assassinated during The Ides of March, the date most often accepted being March 15. Therefore, according to my family tradition, never give your sweetheart flowers during The Ides of March, even if it is her birthday.

by Uncle Dimma February 17, 2013

Ides of March

The middle of march. It was used in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.

The Ides of March are approaching.

by Cyber Ghost March 19, 2004

Ides of March

1) The middle, 15th, of March. Caesar (Julius) was told to be cautious of this day and the forwarning was clearly valid.

2) An excellent metal tune by Iron Maiden.

1) "Caesar...beware the ides of March!"

2) "The Ides of March is a heavy tune from a heavy band with clear and present "warning" lyrics!"

by psiscott2000 May 4, 2006

Ides Of May

The middle of May; approximately May 15th. This is the general date at which all high-school seniors have gotten where they want to be and thus, stop caring about high school. This coincides with the point in the grading term in which they can still pass their classes without doing any work from there on out.

This is a play on words, referring to the Ides of March. Much like Caesar's downfall, the Ides of May lead to the downfall of many seniors because they often fail to do the gradebook math correctly (their brains are fried, give 'em a break).

"Beware the ides of May... for along with the flowers, senioritis shall be in full bloom."

A: "The Ides of May are approaching, dude..."
B: "Fuck, my college requires a final transcript. Shit."
A: "Lame. Wanna hit up a party later on anyway?"
B: "Totally."
A: "You too, Brutus?"
C: "Totally."

by oh, you know. December 26, 2008

St. Ides

A Malt Liquor brand that makes the best high density Malt Liquor. It can only be purchased in 40oz. and 22oz. bottles.

I drank a 40 of St. Ides and I'm straight buzzin.

by Balder May 1, 2006