IPOOF

(verb) An abbreviation for "I peed (or pissed) on Old Faithful." This term is used by an elite group of persons who have been able to sneak onto the famed Yellowstone Geyser and successfully relive their bladder contents onto (or on legendary occasions into) said Geyser. If caught attempting or in the act of joining IPOOF or even confessing to joining it before to the wrong person can result in severe punishments. Punishments include being fired from your work at Yellowstone National Park, a $750 fine, being banned from the Park for several years (which would prevent you from doing IPOOF again), and even being mauled by Smokey Bear himself.

Since the installment of the Webcams at Old Faithful, it has become near impossible to join IPOOF without being caught; thus, most successful members tend to be boomers, doing so at night.

My father is a member of IPOOF.
I got fired from my concessions job at Yellowstone National Park for becoming a member of IPOOF.

I got drunk in Yellowstone and joined IPOOF.

by Partridge of Crater Lake October 17, 2022

iPood

An iPhone or iPod that has been used on the toilet to play games or browse the inturdnet.

I don't know whether I would want to borrow Reno's iPood. He never washes his hands, and he drops deuce with that thing every morning.

by dswiggles December 18, 2010

ipood

To have a crap whilst listening to your ipod.

Hey john... I just ipood.

by Trucast November 27, 2006

ipoon

someone who while talking to you keeps one ipod earpiece in as if your only worth one of their ears.

Corey is such a fucking ipoon

by scooter1 September 1, 2007

ipoop

when you are in the act of deficating on a toilet and using your iphone at the same time sometimes causing someone to loose trake of time.

Mom: son, i was waiting in the car for you, what took you so long??

Son: sorry mom i had to ipoop

by jpoopg January 28, 2010

iPoo

Using an iPhone to access the Internet while on the toilet.

I didn't want my boss to see that link you sent me, so I ipood it at work.

by DrDonzo October 13, 2009

ipoop

Ipad used for the sole purpose of entertaining you when you take a dump.

I took such a long dump yesterday that I had the time to get 3 stars in every Angry Birds level on my ipoop.

by L123. July 1, 2011