An object placed on an erect
penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water
bottle placed over the
shaft would be considered a hood ornament .
Girl: Hey
Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*
G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G:
lol