Homoski

What are homoskis?

Homoskis are guys that would do anything for each other, including, but without limiting the generality of the foregoing, homosexual activity, dressing up in women's clothes, and lending a shoulder to cry on.

Redneck: Love you broski!
Tea Bagger: Dude, the definition of broski strictly forbids homosexual activity!
Redneck: Oh shit, how about homoski?

by Bagger Tea January 15, 2011

Homokinesis

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.

George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."

by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008

homosizing

When you make a normal every day action overly gay.

Jay was homosizing Jacob yesterday when he turned a pat in the back into a handjob.

by BasicWhiteGuyJohn March 21, 2019

Homski

An offensive slur to describe homeschooled children

Damn, River is a big homski, today he made cheese sauce, in his moms kitchen, when she asked him to pick it up he said he would aftje playing d&d with fellow homskis.

by Stinky cheese lover March 28, 2020

Homosimp

When your so loyal to a girl that you only watch porn with no girls in it. Generally a derogatory term.

"Oh wow look at Halfdan, he's such a homosimp"

by Bruno1900 October 2, 2020

homeskie

Another term for your best friend or person of relative closeness to you.

A that boy over there is hella cool. That's my homeskie.

by Ghost The Strokes- Area 91 August 10, 2009

Homeski

- noun

A product of the evolution of the noun "homie" - implying that the subject is akin to a brother in terms of relation to the speaker.

Etymology: East London.

Jon: "Hey man, that guy just ran your car into a pensioner... What a fool!"

Dave: "Nah man don't worry about it. I'd do time for that guy any day. He's my homeski!"

by Homeski June 25, 2009