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The gay version of a “pick me girl,” this type of gay will often turn his back on his own community to appease conservatives or for money. They will often put down gays of color, use racist language, and usually are transphobic. They betray their own community to fit in into typically gay unfriendly environments such as conservatives and MAGA country.
That Jefree Star is a hetero’s little keychain, they call themself a they but says non-binary people don’t exist.
by Bflee000004 February 17, 2023
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That’s Hetero

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It’s a uno reverse on the stereotype of saying that’s gay.
It means your a normie
“That’s hetero ”means you need to evaluate your straight cis gender norms
by Mr.whore July 23, 2021
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That’s kinda hetero

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You use this when talking about heterosexuals. Because the straight people say “that’s kinda gay” as an insult, the gays say “that’s kinda hetero”.
Girl 1: me and my boyfriend are going on a vacation!!
A homosexual: that’s kinda hetero bro..
by .....moon baby......... May 26, 2020
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Since calling something gay can be offensive and we live in the 21st century, might as well poke fun of the people that are out of the norm. Anything that looks to be straight can be made fun of for being hetero or hetro.
Nick: Hey did you see that picture James set as his profile picture with his new girlfriend.

Jesse: Yeah man, i don't know what's up with him, That's so Hetero.

Nick: He doesn't even go on our shopping sprees anymore!
by Nicky Narwhale October 26, 2010
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hetero-sure

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Having great confidence in your heterosexuality while being in stereotypical homosexual situations
responding after getting picked on by my buddies at the bar for going to a Jewel Concert in a pink button-up shirt: "you're just jealous you are not as Hetero-sure as I am!"
by SkiipyS October 9, 2019
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hetero shark

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A heterosexual male who goes to lesbian bars/clubs in order to spit game at the few heterosexual females in attendance.
Matt is totally trying to pick up chicks and he knows good and well that it's lesbian night at Falcon; he's such a hetero shark!
by lashannon February 12, 2008
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Hetero-Speculative

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Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.
Tyson turned out to be hetero-speculative, as I heard he was in the pride parade yesterday.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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