Heafing is a sophisticated form of digital media bullshitting for the 21st century.
It is typified by the liberal smattering of phrases into sentences such as 'media ecology', 'suite of tools', 'curated content', 'bespoke network' and 'intersection of technology' in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.
Heafers have an over-inflated opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.
It is typified by the liberal smattering of phrases into sentences such as 'media ecology', 'suite of tools', 'curated content', 'bespoke network' and 'intersection of technology' in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.
Heafers have an over-inflated opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.
Do we have to sit here and listen to this dude heafing any longer, noone gives a shit. Let's go outside and get a life.
by The Geek Assassinator January 15, 2009
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Something Genji mains constantly spam regardless of their actual health. Even if they are 199 out of 200 health and next to a health pack they will spam this voice line until a healer comes over.
Genji: I need healing
Mercy in voice chat: I have a Roadhog at 100 health I will heal you in a second. Plus there is a health pack right next to you.
Genji: I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING
Mercy in voice chat: I have a Roadhog at 100 health I will heal you in a second. Plus there is a health pack right next to you.
Genji: I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING
by TheOneAndOnlyRedFox March 25, 2017
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“I had a great trip to see the Perseid meteor shower at Joshua tree. My whole life and outlook feel better.”
“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”
“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”
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Get the Psychokarmic healing mug.Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
by Hemlok February 15, 2009
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Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
by Dbu June 7, 2013
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