Hansie looks like the kind of guy who could convince your grandma he’s the future Prime Minister - pure, angelic, “never-hurt-a-fly” type vibes. Honestly, if Johnny Sins bumped into Hansie, he’d probably drop the ahem career and open a meditation retreat.
But here’s the plot twist: behind that innocent Disney-prince face, Hansie is basically the main character of a rom-com directed by Netflix after midnight. Since Y2K, this guy’s been running the ultimate playboy franchise , smooth talks, cheeky winks, and the kind of charm that could make Siri blush. Girls don’t just fall for him they practically submit their heart, soul, and Spotify passwords to this undercover Casanova.
And just when you think you’ve figured him out, Hansie pulls his wildcard: he’s not here for the obvious chase. Nope. He thrives on the forbidden levels of attraction , the family-friend girlie fuck and bang chaos, the drama-plot you’d see in a telenovela. Basically, if temptation had a CEO, it would be Hansie.
But here’s the plot twist: behind that innocent Disney-prince face, Hansie is basically the main character of a rom-com directed by Netflix after midnight. Since Y2K, this guy’s been running the ultimate playboy franchise , smooth talks, cheeky winks, and the kind of charm that could make Siri blush. Girls don’t just fall for him they practically submit their heart, soul, and Spotify passwords to this undercover Casanova.
And just when you think you’ve figured him out, Hansie pulls his wildcard: he’s not here for the obvious chase. Nope. He thrives on the forbidden levels of attraction , the family-friend girlie fuck and bang chaos, the drama-plot you’d see in a telenovela. Basically, if temptation had a CEO, it would be Hansie.
"Omg he said he had no gf but was caught on camera fucking a girl in parking??? He is so hansie coded.
People need to stop being hansie"
People need to stop being hansie"
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Dinah Jane Hansen is the tallest, youngest, and arguably the most hilariously discombobulated member of Fifth Harmony. This dawg is best known for her incredible vocal range, which includes high notes that can make pepecas burst in a matter of seconds, and for her manner of speaking in a language called Dinese, which is part-Tongan/part-English/part-made-up-hashtags. Pero like Dinah is always tweeting and she can do it hella fast because of her huge poly fingers, which are rumored to be about 5 times the length of Ally's. Dinah Jane draws her support not only from her other four sistahs in the singing group, but also from her small family of 1432 close relatives. Whether she's falling asleep in a random place, getting left in a van, hacking people's twitter accounts, or just getting lost, Dinah does everything with her own flavor of poly swag.
Who was that girl from LYLAS who started crying and then no one knew how to comfort her?
That was Dinah Jane Hansen, the most #vela girl ever!
Don't mess with Dinah Jane or she'll give you a poly beat down!
That was Dinah Jane Hansen, the most #vela girl ever!
Don't mess with Dinah Jane or she'll give you a poly beat down!
by @FifthHarmonyyyy April 17, 2013
Get the Dinah Jane Hansen mug.It all started in 1993 Zachary Hansen was born. He was born to a conservative family of buyers and sellers . Zach's family had been buying and selling for generations so it only seemed fit that he would grow up to take on his ancestors path . fast forward 10 years he began buying and selling anything he could around school to help make sure that everything they owned was paid off. evebtually around the eighth grade he saw no reason to stay in school as it wasnt helping his bartering skills nor his business skills, Because come on how are you going to pay everything off while being in school for 8 FULL hours a day . He ran into a rough couple of years when he lost interest in buying and selling so that lead him to apply at a local supermarket none other than walmart it's self . He waited and waited until he finally came to the realization that they were not going to call him back this infuriated Zach Hansen. He vowed to take revenge by showing walmart and anyone who had a shitty walmart job that he didnt need them and he could do this on his own. It was a very rough start for Zach Hansen but he pushed through and continued his days of buying and selling until he was finally able to pay off a house , truck, and a car Zach is a living testament that if you work your ass off and buy and sell shit , YOU too can have everything paid off including a honda shadow .
Zach Hansen : Good thing I couldn't give a fuck less about some keyboard warriors think.
I buy and sell shit every day. I own a house. A truck. A car.
All payed off.
So when you get completely low balled after 1000 times. Yeah.
Fuck all of you and you walmart jobs
I buy and sell shit every day. I own a house. A truck. A car.
All payed off.
So when you get completely low balled after 1000 times. Yeah.
Fuck all of you and you walmart jobs
by DannyKuro April 10, 2021
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Try ro be hanieh !
by Holawat January 23, 2018
Get the Hanieh mug.The shittiest base to live on. No commissary, the chow hall blows, the gym is always too full. The PX is too damn small. Home to the stupid ass 9th ESB. The chick to dick ratio in Camp Hansen is about 1:100. The only form of entertainment is Kin Town, in which you can get fucked up, or just get fucked. Most Marines choose to EAS after their first 4 years after staying at this god forsaken camp.
Marine 1: Dude Camp Foster is Amazing, i love being in Okinawa.
Marine 2: Fuck you man i'm stuck on Camp Hansen, the most fun i had was getting my dick tugged at Golden Safari and throwing up in Rock America.
Marine 2: Fuck you man i'm stuck on Camp Hansen, the most fun i had was getting my dick tugged at Golden Safari and throwing up in Rock America.
by killermccoy April 5, 2012
Get the Camp Hansen mug.A beautiful, graceful, elegant girl who is extremely right brained. She is very creative and loves each and every art from photography to acting to writing, she'll do it all! She loves to dress up and is a goddess at fashion. She is a feminist to the core and is very girly.She is that caring friend we all have whose shoulder is always available to cry on. She will give you advice in your time of need and just bee there for you. She is extremely emotional and sentimental so be warned, there's a lot of tears involved, both happy and sad. She is just that girl who is effortlessly cool, pretty, and most of all kind.
by Aliaa2968 March 2, 2021
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