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Handhead

Where you give a guy a hand job while also giving him a blow job
So you gave him handhead!?!
by Handheadroad November 29, 2017
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Chronic handheld check

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
by Raylock August 19, 2010
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handheld portal device

The Aperture science handheld portal device(ASHPD)is a device found in the puzzle game created by Valve , portal and portal 2.It's used to create two portals, when you enter one,you come out of the other one.This device is used to solve diffrent, easy and difficult puzzles.
Ummm....Just go and play portal 2 to see the handheld portal device.(it's amazing)
by DrTrex February 1, 2014
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hardheaded

someone is hardheaded when someone does not want to listen to you for crap.
i told a cousin of mine kickboxing is too rigid formalistic and restricted.he reacted by saying they made the rules for your own safety.he is hardheaded.
by omar afifi August 3, 2006
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hardhead moneyclick

Hardhead Moneyclick formally known as (HHMC) is a notorious street gang from Atlanta’s Northside in Cobb county’s Smyrna Georgia. The gang is responsible for numerous murders,robberies and thefts through out Cobb county.
RANDOM MAN : Aye bra you know about hardhead moneyclick ?

RANDOM GUY 2: Hell yea they from Smyrna they on the map for real. They be getting in shit.
by Ville baby savage July 19, 2019
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by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020
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Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
by DSeanK May 13, 2021
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