HARPS

Acronym for Holy Awesome Righteous Penis Syndrome, in other words a completely mind blowing package, a male member that is ballin outta control, junk that wont stop pleasuring, a dynamic dick, an epic cock, a hella bomb wang, an unstoppable bulge held back only by medically prescribed boxers, a schlong of unmeasured proportions, a simple look at a HARPS penis will send a woman rolling in ecstasy. This syndrome is difficult to live with due to the common mistake of hearing "herps" instead of "HARPS" in loud surroundings and keeping girls conscious after taking your pants off

Last night Luke got pantsed at the pool, unfortunately no one knew he had HARPS and now Tammy is in an orgasmic comma

by SpreadHARPSnotHerps July 25, 2011

Harping

To rag on. To make fun of. To get on someones case.

Joe "Billy you are an idiot I cant believe you did that"
Billy " Quit harping on me man"

by jbabz October 7, 2009

harp

An instrument that plays (posibly hauntingly)wonderful relaxing music.

I play the harp. So there

by Butterfly_Fox October 13, 2006

harp

To talk or write about to an excessive and tedious degree; dwell on.

Okay, stop harping about it, I got the point the first fifty times you mentioned it.

by spm December 24, 2004

Harp

A harp is a nickname for an irishman living in america

american said: oi you Harp
irishman chases the american and kills him
the end

by lewism April 22, 2007

Harp

A beastly man with the biggest muscles anyone has ever seen. His beauty is unparalleled. But he steals bikes in his free time so beware.

Yo Harp's coming, hide the bikes!

by Thedodowhisperer April 5, 2020

harp

A cunning name for the vagina
The classy lady's way of referring to her downstairs

Would you like to strum my harp?
Come play with the harp.

by owenwilsonknight January 13, 2015