Grupping

The art of completely waffling on whilst presenting to teams, particularly in the legal-space

"I wasn't sure where I was going with my explanation, so I just started grupping it"

by DIMMYR October 20, 2022

Glupping

The reverse of gulping. The process of your shit retracting into your ass instead of expelling

Guy: Man I had to shit so bad but then I just began glupping and I don't feel the need anymore.

by Ryunoku December 16, 2021

grepping

From an idiomatic command sequence in the qed and ed text editors: ‘g/re/p’, meaning: globally search for a regular expression and print, The manual action 'grepping' is often used to denote searching for and returning information to another person.

After manually grepping the code, I can can conclude that you broke it on line 42

by okushama October 12, 2015

pussy gripping

When a girl's vagina is so incredibly tight that it is visible during sex. Her pussy lips stretch around the penis. The lips visibly get pushed in with each thrust and are pulled out when a cock is sliding out. Look it up on PornHub, it's a thing.

Guy 1: Dude, Melissa is so short and petite. I bet her pussy is so tight it grips.
Guy 2: I fucked her a while ago. My cock got a good pussy gripping. But not after I was done.

by nooooooope April 2, 2016

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."

by queephlosion December 16, 2020

On The Gripping Hand

A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.

From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.

On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.

by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010

Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.

I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.

by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009